G.T.A.
Generational Theft Ape
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Tip: Poke the ape. He pays.
02:14AM
★★★★★★
$10,453,982
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Breaking: Ape seen leaving the 24/7 with every banana in the store ★ Wanted level for $GTA raised to six stars ★ Local whale reports missing flip-flop, and also the cold wallet inside it ★ Police chase on Ocean Drive ends at a car wash, ape receives free wax ★ Generational wealth reported missing in three counties ★ Witnesses describe suspect as pink, dirty and extremely calm ★ Tip: Apes don't sell, they flee ★
Ocean Drive · 02:14 AM · Six stars

G.T.A.

Generational Theft Ape

$GTA is the meme coin of the ape who stole your family's generational wealth and spent it on a chain.

Your family spent three generations building wealth. I took it in one night, in a pink tracksuit.

I am the ape on the poster. Pink tracksuit from a police auction, two gold chains, and four teeth I am still on speaking terms with. Everybody in this city keeps waiting for the big game to come out. I stopped waiting and started working the night shift.

$GTA is my coin on Solana. Every holder is part of the crew, every green candle is a getaway car, and the cops have been two stars behind me since October. Grab a bag and get in, the engine is already running.

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Me on Ocean Drive at 02:14 AM, five minutes after the 24/7 and three minutes before the cops. The chain is real, the tracksuit was a gift from the police auction.
Poke him · He pays
Start the night shift ↓8 jobs before sunrise
Mini-game · 8 jobs

The night shift

Pick up the yellow $ job, then make it to the pink safehouse before the cops catch you. Get busted and the bag goes back on the map, the chain stays on the neck.

Jobs0 / 8
Tonight's take$0
Wanted☆☆☆☆☆☆
Busted0
Get to the $ on the map.
Clock in

Drive with the mouse, a finger or WASD. The white arrow is me. Do not let the blue and red ones touch me.

Start the shift

Tonight's jobs

    Police scanner

    WASD or arrows, or click and hold on the map. Cops drive slower than me, but they never give up.

    Leaked screenshots

    The getaway

    Somebody keeps taking pictures of me at work. I do not mind, the lighting in this city is incredible at two in the morning.

    Me behind the wheel of the dev's convertible on Ocean Drive. She came with the car, she has not said a word since Collins Avenue.Job 3 · Ocean Dr
    Presale on wheels

    The dev paid for this convertible with your presale and left the keys in the cup holder. I drive it with one hand and the other hand stays on the chain, because priorities. The lady in the passenger seat came with the car and has not said a word since Collins Avenue.

    Me on a borrowed pink jet ski at the marina, parked next to a yacht I am also thinking about.Job 6 · The marina
    Maritime liquidity

    Pink jet ski, full tank, owner asleep on the yacht next door. I cannot swim, so I hold the handlebars like they owe me money. If the cops want me out here, they have to rent a jet ski too, and the rental place closed at nine.

    Criminal profile

    The rap sheet

    Every finished job adds a count to my file. The detective on my case reads it every morning and still cannot tell if he is angry or impressed.

    My booking photo. Six foot two in the tracksuit, six foot four in the chains.
    Booking no. 45678. Six foot two in the tracksuit, six foot four with the attitude. They let me keep the chains for the photo because nobody wanted to be the one to take them off. Finish a job in the night shift and another count lands in the file next to me.
    Token

    The take

    How the money moves. I wrote it down on a napkin at the diner and the napkin is more organized than most whitepapers.

    Supply1,000,000,000

    One billion $GTA, the same number I tell the judge every time he asks how many bananas I took. Nobody started with a bigger pile than anybody else, I checked everybody's pockets myself.

    LiquidityBurned

    Locked up while the coin grows and burned the moment it graduates. I have set fire to a lot of things in this city, and this is the first one I am proud of.

    Tax0 / 0

    Zero on the buy, zero on the sell. I am the only thief in this town who works for free, every bank on Ocean Drive charges you a fee for the same service.

    OwnershipRenounced

    No boss, no mint button, no back door. I came in through the window like a gentleman and I closed it behind me.

    Night shift complete
    $0

    Eight jobs, zero regrets, and the sun is coming up over the water. The generational wealth is stored under my bed, your grandkids are welcome to visit it on weekends.

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